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Amitmhrm
494

Hi All...

Urgent vacancy for the post of Junior Girl Friend (HappyValentines Day)

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and

incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys

(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

· bike rides each duration 1 hour

· trips to National Highways

· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)

· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:

Name/fresher- exp/age.

Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :lol:

Regards,

Amit Seth.

From India, Ahmadabad
V. VENU
1

:wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was Good Humour AMIT ... :P :P :P
...............................................
' MediClaim' policy karwaana padenga pehle ! :wink: :wink: :wink: Then.
' LIC' bhi ....with accident policy covered !! ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:
aur ...Pitne ki saari tayaari ke saat rehna padenga AMIT ... :wink: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

From India, Hyderabad
rajmore22
24

amit Please give the job of candidate selection to me. i will do that with honesty with out any perks. Toooo Gooood Prashant :lol: :lol:
From India
Amitmhrm
494

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you All... Venu, Prashant, L.Kumar, Bunny and of course Manju.. :wink:
Sure Venu.. will add Mediclaim card as well... thats a good component to attract the candidate, it will be required at frequent intervals.. :lol: :lol: :wink:
No need to offer LIC and
Leave rules.. :roll: :roll: How could think of even.. No leaves.. :wink: :wink:
Gratuity.. no way yaar.. who will tolerate her for that long.. vacancy will be floated every year.. before Valentine day.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:

From India, Ahmadabad
shrutiarjun
5

Hey Amit.......Good Afternoon...

hmmmm........ Your posting is Superb.....on the occasion of Valentine

Day....I am sure a lot of applications will be pouring in which you will be finding it difficult to handle :roll: ..............anyway......I have a candidate who is very much interested to apply but is very shy and hence had asked me to forward her photograph with application. :wink: :P

I must tell you........she surely will be interested to work as a trainee (junior) since she is a brainee: :P

First of all let me introduce her.........her name is "sweety"

1. she has ditched and punched more than 200 and has the capacity to break more records :wink: :P (Your Mediclaim Policy will be well utilised)

really befits your descriptions. :wink:

She is ready to refer her other friends also who are cute and sweet like her. :P :wink: :lol:

Since you have clearly mentioned and emphasised for photograph....her photograph (very colourful) :P is enclosed with her ex-boyfriend (solid proof she has the ditching quality) :wink: :wink: :lol:

I hope this candidate will surely befit your requirement.......hence don't miss out on this BONANZA OFFER ON THIS AUSPICIOUS VALENTINE DAY. :wink: :wink:

I believe in the saying "AAKHIR EK DOST HI THO DOST KE KAAM AATHA HAIN"............. :P

Note: Whoever other viewers who have shown interest for the interview Panel will definitely look forward to this Interview session but I am sure Amit will not take any chance of missing out on this Golden Opportunity......and for sure....Venu must be feeling "J" and will not leave any chance of grabbing this opportunity from Amit......hence Amit be careful :wink: :P

With warm regards,

:P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P

Just Chill Chill .....Just Chill.......Gaye kya Hill hill ....tum hill

Your well wisher Friend........Sindhu

From India, Delhi
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L.Kumar
7

Dear Shruti Your friend (though her name is sweety, and brainee) she is not meeting essential criteria and hence her CV is kept in abeyance L.Kumar
From India, Madras
Pinkii
6

Kya zamana aa gaya hai.... ab girl friends bhi junior or senior hongi. :twisted:
leking aap ek bat bhul gaye amit sir... this vacancy should not be posted in humor but you should have posted in HR Professionals Looking For New Opportunities :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(just kidding) :wink:

From India, New Delhi
shrutiarjun
5

Hey Amit………too bad…..you are now backing out from your words…..bechari SWEETY…….kitne ummeedon se application bheja tha :wink: …..and what do you expect…..Sweetie ke Annsoowon thale Candle light and Tube Light Dinner arrange karoge :evil: :P ……..nothing doing….. :wink: :P

When sweetie comes to know about your reply she will break not only candles, tubelights and Bulbs but the headlights too :wink: ………so don’t run into fast conclusions ..take time to ponder….discuss with your friends, may be you will be able to accommodate her ….somewhere in the remote corner of your heart. :P :P

GIVE HER A CHANCE……..I WANT TO SEE BOTH OF U CHEER AND DANCE

Hope your Search ends here……………….. :wink: :P :wink: :P

and

Mr. L Kumar.........

...Thoba thoba......on the conveyance of your message regarding abheyance........ Sweety will loose her tolerance.....so come out of your ignorance and give her a nice acceptance. :wink:

Best Regards,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sindhu

From India, Delhi
USHA RANI DAS
Too much specific in qualification and what is take home salary. What about the Fringe Benefits. Mention completely.Then only i will give references. How many paid holidays, Total hours of work, rest period etc etc
From India, Mumbai
Viral Shah
11

Nice Post.....Amit...........kitni applications aayi.....ab tak..........???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good Reply by sindhu.........great.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice to see.....ppl like u have a time to enjoy during ur tight schedule.

From India, Mumbai
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