A beautiful article inspired by a real story. I will be honoured if you feed me your comments. Regards Prof. Raj D MAMS (UK), MEM (UK), BE CEO & Head Trainer YouSucceed
From India, Calcutta
From India, Calcutta
Dear Prof,
I hope you are not making a "Monkey' out of us--Ha!ha!Ha!ha!-just a joke. Now who are the monkeys? the companies or the Managers running them??? If you read between the lines then we should not have nicknamed the Australian cricketeer-Symonds-A Monkey-as the stories implies we Indians are???
Prof your articles attract me as they are both astute and cerebral but I once again request it will be easier on the eyes if you change the layout.
Regards,
Colonel J H Mayne
From India, Bangalore
I hope you are not making a "Monkey' out of us--Ha!ha!Ha!ha!-just a joke. Now who are the monkeys? the companies or the Managers running them??? If you read between the lines then we should not have nicknamed the Australian cricketeer-Symonds-A Monkey-as the stories implies we Indians are???
Prof your articles attract me as they are both astute and cerebral but I once again request it will be easier on the eyes if you change the layout.
Regards,
Colonel J H Mayne
From India, Bangalore
Prof.Raj, I don’t understanding your posting here. Are you comparing indians with monkeys? Do you think Indian managers are monkeying around?. I feel it is defamatory to Indians.
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Thank you sir ! Good story ! But there are instances where we find too many managers and no techies. This story is quite opposite to what we had heard earlier.
prof what a analogy. Thought provoking, blended with humor and intelligence. I think our big giant should also give some demand for the last one. regards, vickyjas
From India, Bangalore
From India, Bangalore
Subject: FW: UNIVERSAL LAW
Dear All,
Pl find the universal laws, I am sure, every law you might have experienced in your life.
Thanks.
Ravindra
UNIVERSAL LAW
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
From Malaysia, Bandar Maharani
Dear All,
Pl find the universal laws, I am sure, every law you might have experienced in your life.
Thanks.
Ravindra
UNIVERSAL LAW
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
From Malaysia, Bandar Maharani
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