New One ............. Ye Emraan Hashmi ki to har jagah bajati rahti hai.................... ha.............ha.............ha.................
From India, Delhi
76From India, Delhi
U seems to be busy, replied after so long................. Coming Office on boat or by Road........:icon6::-D:icon6:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Sorry dear to reply after long time :( i came to office after two days as we had heavy rain and water logging problem to i couldnt make it to office............... i was planning for boat only today if it would have rained:-D
Thanks
Ak
From India, Thana
Thanks
Ak
From India, Thana
Toh ye Lo.........
Custom at our university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was cancelled. One professor arrived early for a 9am lecture. He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9:10. By the time he got back to his classroom, it was empty.
The next day, he let his students have it. “When my hat is here,” he fumed, “I’m here!”
The following day, the professor arrived at 9am. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students.
From India, Bombay
Custom at our university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was cancelled. One professor arrived early for a 9am lecture. He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9:10. By the time he got back to his classroom, it was empty.
The next day, he let his students have it. “When my hat is here,” he fumed, “I’m here!”
The following day, the professor arrived at 9am. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students.
From India, Bombay
:-Dab kuch kasht hum karlete hain...........:icon10:
A lady lost her purse in a bustling department store. She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn't find it.:(
Finally, a little boy approached her and asked, "Ma'am, is this your purse:?:
Jubilantly, she grabbed the purse and cried, "Yes! Yes, it is! Thank you so much!":-P
Then she looked inside and was suddenly confused.:confused: "But how strange... when I lost it, I had only a hundred dollar bill, but now I have five twenties!"
The boy replied, "That's because the last time I returned a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward!":shock::-D
From India, Delhi
A lady lost her purse in a bustling department store. She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn't find it.:(
Finally, a little boy approached her and asked, "Ma'am, is this your purse:?:
Jubilantly, she grabbed the purse and cried, "Yes! Yes, it is! Thank you so much!":-P
Then she looked inside and was suddenly confused.:confused: "But how strange... when I lost it, I had only a hundred dollar bill, but now I have five twenties!"
The boy replied, "That's because the last time I returned a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward!":shock::-D
From India, Delhi
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The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you:). Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two.":-P
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world.":):-P
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.:blink::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: :icon6::icon6::-P
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world.":):-P
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.:blink::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: :icon6::icon6::-P
From India, Delhi
Nice one Sindhu ;-) Machchar ki makhi se ho gayi shadi Pahali hi raat me machachar ki Ho gayi barbadi Bola apni kismat hi khoti hai Makhhi Darling roz raat ko GooD Night laga kar soti hai. Regards AK
From India, Thana
From India, Thana
wah wah.......sindhu kya baat kahi...mom wit her....ooppppsssssssssssssss....................bechara husband ;)
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Thanks Amol and Sohi :-P
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:)Viru
Amol........Good Shot:-P
Some more...........:-P:-D
Dhritrashtra: Mai khush hoom ki tumne 100 pitro ko janam diya.:)
Gandhaari: Swami,:-Dagar aap andhey na hotey toh yeh sab sambhav nahi hota!!:shock:;)
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In School:
Sir: Next week exam hai, question papers already printing ke liye gaye hai.So..Students any doubts u can ask me.:)
Students(in chorus): Kaunsa printing press sir!!:?::shock:;-)
From India, Delhi
&
:)Viru
Amol........Good Shot:-P
Some more...........:-P:-D
Dhritrashtra: Mai khush hoom ki tumne 100 pitro ko janam diya.:)
Gandhaari: Swami,:-Dagar aap andhey na hotey toh yeh sab sambhav nahi hota!!:shock:;)
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In School:
Sir: Next week exam hai, question papers already printing ke liye gaye hai.So..Students any doubts u can ask me.:)
Students(in chorus): Kaunsa printing press sir!!:?::shock:;-)
From India, Delhi
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