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nahi pata??
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answer is 29 socho kaise??
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.30 bole tho teees
tees ka ulta un-tees that is 29
From India, Mumbai
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nahi pata??
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answer is 29 socho kaise??
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.30 bole tho teees
tees ka ulta un-tees that is 29
From India, Mumbai
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
The man said "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
"Your horse called up"
From India, Mumbai
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
The man said "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
"Your horse called up"
From India, Mumbai
why does amitabh bachchan endorse dabur honey???? think guys...... i m a fresher but u’all r new.....c’mon....... simple....coz he is the BIG 'B'(BEE)
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Ek sardar BLOOD ke bare kitab padh raha tha. wife ne pucha-kyu aj ye padh rahe ho? srdr: mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai!
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
He he hehe hehe he.......ha ha ha ha haaaaa...hu hu hu hu huuuu:icon6:
Taal se Taal mila......:-P
ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun??? :confused::confused:
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Ans: kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! :-D
From India, Delhi
5Taal se Taal mila......:-P
ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun??? :confused::confused:
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Ans: kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! :-D
From India, Delhi
The owner of a company tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks....
From India, Mumbai
You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks....
From India, Mumbai
Wah di........aapka zawab nahi........
ek meri taraf se..........
ek sardar Grasshopper pe phd. kar raha tha..........kaafi muskil le baad ek Grasshopper uske haath laga.......sab kuchh check karne k baad sardar ko kuchh yaad aaya......aur usne uska ek per toda......aur chutki bajai.......toh woh zor se kuda........phir ye usne dobaara kiya toh Grasshopper phir se kuda..........ab usne ek ek kar ke uske saare pair tod diye aur Sardar ne ye Conclusion nikalya........................
KI..........Grasshopper ke saare per toot jaaye toh woh Behra ho Jaata he..........
From India, Bombay
ek meri taraf se..........
ek sardar Grasshopper pe phd. kar raha tha..........kaafi muskil le baad ek Grasshopper uske haath laga.......sab kuchh check karne k baad sardar ko kuchh yaad aaya......aur usne uska ek per toda......aur chutki bajai.......toh woh zor se kuda........phir ye usne dobaara kiya toh Grasshopper phir se kuda..........ab usne ek ek kar ke uske saare pair tod diye aur Sardar ne ye Conclusion nikalya........................
KI..........Grasshopper ke saare per toot jaaye toh woh Behra ho Jaata he..........
From India, Bombay
Sardar goes to gangubais house. knock knockk gangubai-kon hain sardar-main hu gangubai-.main kon sardar- tu gangubai!!
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
ek ladki "jiya" jabhi koi vehicle chalati hai to uska accident hota hai y?
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kyunki uska nam "jiya" rehta hai...nai sumjhe???...thoda aur niche giro...
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"JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK JAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
From India, Mumbai
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kyunki uska nam "jiya" rehta hai...nai sumjhe???...thoda aur niche giro...
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"JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK JAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
From India, Mumbai
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