Introduce Each Department With Funny One Liners - PDF Download

Hello Everyone...
Hope you are doing well at your end.
I am planning to make a ppt for each and every department in my organisation... my theme is to introduce each and every department in funny one liners...
can i please request you to suggest me some funny one liners to introduce
Sales team
operations team
complaince team
customer service team
Thanks and regards
Leena
28th August 2009 From India, Mumbai

Sales Team .... Making people fools
Operations Team .... Try their best for not doing anything
Complaince Team ..... Making things complicated for others and self
Customer Service Team ..... We don't care about you
Saurabh
28th August 2009 From China, Leizhou

Dear Leena
Check the attachment contents.
One of the strange one liner that I have seem in New Zealand-
'Never Give The Orders That Cann't Be Obeyed'-
I guess this might be suitable for HR Dept.
29th August 2009 From India, Mumbai

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A agitating workers were on Hunger Strike and local MLA visits them for negotiation. After the final judgment MLA replies - 'Iodex Maliye Kaam Par Chaliye'
31st August 2009 From India, Mumbai

Sales Team — — "PICK POCKET TEAM" operations team- "ALWAYS SLLEPING TEAM" complaince team- "COMPLICATED TEAM" customer service team- "FISH MARKET" / "CHIT CHAT TEAM"
31st August 2009 From India, Bharat