A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you."
He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her he said, "What's for dinner, honey?"
Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question.
Still no reply, so he moved to five feet.
Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"
She turned around and yelled in his face, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf old man!"
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Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you."
He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her he said, "What's for dinner, honey?"
Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question.
Still no reply, so he moved to five feet.
Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"
She turned around and yelled in his face, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf old man!"
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Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
Good Morning Manju dear............wah kya kehne aapke...this is called "JOR KA JHATKA DHEERE SE LAGE" :wink: :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Manju , excellent post, really hilarious. Keep posting Hassan :)
From Paraguay
From Paraguay
Iam telling you again and again ... I think this is some 100th time Manju ..
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.....that ..." Manju .... the joke is excellent , really hilarious. " :P :wink:
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From India, Hyderabad
U misstook me ...I knew this would be your reply even before I posted mine .... and I was ready with the answer tooooo Manju .....
100 times ek hee post mein hona hai .... aisa kahin likha hai kya ??
that could be a total no. of appretiations you mit have received from all my other posts that your posts are excellent or good or hilarious( however the no. 100 may not be accurate) ...umm :)
think ... think .... " little Manju". :P
From India, Hyderabad
100 times ek hee post mein hona hai .... aisa kahin likha hai kya ??
that could be a total no. of appretiations you mit have received from all my other posts that your posts are excellent or good or hilarious( however the no. 100 may not be accurate) ...umm :)
think ... think .... " little Manju". :P
From India, Hyderabad
Venu.. You are confused and confusing me now.. :?: :?: :?: Kya hogaya.. :) Are you alright.. :?: Take Care.. Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
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