1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a friend asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
--
"To the question of your life, YOU are the only ANSWER, To the problems of your life, YOU are the only SOLUTION."
Hope, you all will like it and aren't they really stupid questions, seriously?
Regards,
Kiran.
From Netherlands
18Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a friend asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
--
"To the question of your life, YOU are the only ANSWER, To the problems of your life, YOU are the only SOLUTION."
Hope, you all will like it and aren't they really stupid questions, seriously?
Regards,
Kiran.
From Netherlands
hi Kiran,
Now that one did bring lots of laughs to me.....it is really very good....and happens in our daily lives....i am planning to use some of them if i caome across such dumb people .
Cheers,
Sonit Singh
From India, Hyderabad
Now that one did bring lots of laughs to me.....it is really very good....and happens in our daily lives....i am planning to use some of them if i caome across such dumb people .
Cheers,
Sonit Singh
From India, Hyderabad
I agree - its really fun you know to see the reaction when you answer such dumb questions with a witty answer.
The other day one of my colleagues asked my friend if she had had a haircut (it was pretty evident actually - since her hair used to be long and she had it cut to above her shoulder kind of length - almost a boy cut) and i just casually happened to say, in a very matter of fact kind of tone "No, she just decided to was her hair with Surf (hey nothing personal against the brand) and this is what happened" Since nobody was expecting it - there was silence for a split second and eveyone was just looking at me and then as it sunk in - we burst into peels of laughter and it took us some time to regain our composure.
From India, Mumbai
The other day one of my colleagues asked my friend if she had had a haircut (it was pretty evident actually - since her hair used to be long and she had it cut to above her shoulder kind of length - almost a boy cut) and i just casually happened to say, in a very matter of fact kind of tone "No, she just decided to was her hair with Surf (hey nothing personal against the brand) and this is what happened" Since nobody was expecting it - there was silence for a split second and eveyone was just looking at me and then as it sunk in - we burst into peels of laughter and it took us some time to regain our composure.
From India, Mumbai
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