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Hello,

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"



2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.



3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.



4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)



5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.



6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside line.



7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.



8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.



9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T . and then complain about the late working hours.



10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.



11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.



13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.



14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.



15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.



16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12



17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .



18.)And now u r smiling!!!!





Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.

Regards,

Soumya Shankar

From India, Bangalore
Wraj3
Hi Soumya,
good stuff.
Realy make you :lol: laugh whe u read last few lines.
when you read this make you relax from all your daily hectic schedules.
And realy I am sending this to my friends
Keep it up, keet people smiling :) :) :)
Regards
Rajendra :D :) :lol:

From India, Mumbai
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