Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha " Is mahine salary ke badle 100
kiss bhej raha hoon".
( One man wrote to his wife," This month instead of salary, I am sending you 100 kisses)
Wife ne jawab diya Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay :
( His wife replied that she had received the 100 kisses inlieu of the salary)
Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -
( following is how I have spend it)
Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
( the milk man accepted with 2 kisses)
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
( the teacher had to be given 7)
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
(the vegetable fellow would not settle for 7. he had to be given 9)
Kiraewala sirf kiss se nahin mana - usko aur kuch bhi diya.
(the rent collecter could not be settled with kisses alone, he had to be given something else as well)
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.
(the houseowner takes minimum 6-7 daily)
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur hai.
( you dont worry after spening so much I still have about 35 balance with me)
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.
(I can manage this months expenses with ease)[/i]
From India, Bangalore
20kiss bhej raha hoon".
( One man wrote to his wife," This month instead of salary, I am sending you 100 kisses)
Wife ne jawab diya Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay :
( His wife replied that she had received the 100 kisses inlieu of the salary)
Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -
( following is how I have spend it)
Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
( the milk man accepted with 2 kisses)
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
( the teacher had to be given 7)
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
(the vegetable fellow would not settle for 7. he had to be given 9)
Kiraewala sirf kiss se nahin mana - usko aur kuch bhi diya.
(the rent collecter could not be settled with kisses alone, he had to be given something else as well)
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.
(the houseowner takes minimum 6-7 daily)
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur hai.
( you dont worry after spening so much I still have about 35 balance with me)
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.
(I can manage this months expenses with ease)[/i]
From India, Bangalore
Sherine ji, :( :( :( let everyone enjoy ... Please xpress it in common dialect... sure... the humour goes if translated.... :) :) :)
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Thanx sherine for ur translation, Thats a Gud one....and pls post in universal language, then it will be useful for the people like me....
From United States, Lincolnshire
From United States, Lincolnshire
Wow :D Sherine....
see it really worked out ... :D perfect indeed...
HILARIOUS..... Thank you for the translation....
Joke had a good theme....
clever reply frm the wife... suppose if every man gets such a clever :idea: :?: :?: :?: ...... :roll: :idea: :!: :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
see it really worked out ... :D perfect indeed...
HILARIOUS..... Thank you for the translation....
Joke had a good theme....
clever reply frm the wife... suppose if every man gets such a clever :idea: :?: :?: :?: ...... :roll: :idea: :!: :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:) :) :)
Regards
From India, Madras
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