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Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.

Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

* Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u

removin a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

* Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the

name from NASA to SATYANASA

* Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.

Gangubai: Kaun ?

Santa: Main !

Gangubai: Main kaun?

Santa: Tu Gangubai

* Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I'm falling in love.

* At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my

hand,

oh!

Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.

Is

he crying?

* In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

* Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got

irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

* Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

* Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha

set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,

car mein chalaoonga!

* Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India

Radio!

* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

* Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

* Santa: If I die will u remarry?

Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister
8th October 2006 From India, Nasik

Hey guys...nice 1... 101 ways to fool u r friends...
12th October 2006 From India, Mumbai

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