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Self Appraisal

A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner observed and listened to the conversation.


The boy asked, "Madam, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?" The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."


"I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied the boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.


The little boy was even more perseverant and said, "I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in the negative.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store owner, who was listening to this conversation, walked over to the boy and said, "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."


The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance on the job I already have. I am the one who is working for the lady I was talking to!
24th December 2008 From Pakistan, Karachi

a beautiful presentation on "Moments on Life..."
3rd January 2009 From Pakistan, Karachi

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all three pps very really worth reading and i could get a few lessons from some of the slides good job mehrtaab:-P
3rd January 2009 From India, Jabalpur

Some words of prayer......for all.....

Purpose - As you complete your daily tasks, may you understand how they contribute to the larger purpose of your life. May you experience deep satisfaction as you discover and carry out your unique role.

Fulfilling Work - May you take pleasure in all your work. May every task you undertake succeed, and may you enjoy all the good things of life.

Physical Health - May you and those you love remain strong in body and free from disease. May those who suffer from injury or illness recover quickly and completely.

Peace of Mind - May you mind and heart always be at rest. May gratitude and peace replace every anxious, fearful thought

Good Relationships - May you be surrounded by loving, faithful, and supportive friends. Where relationships have been broken, may you find reconciliation and forgiveness.

Sufficient Resources - May you have exactly what you need for each day. May you become rich in every way so that you can share generously with others.

Most importantly, may you always be blessed with serenity and thankfulness.......
4th January 2009 From Pakistan, Karachi

some funny one-liners..... :-P

• Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
• In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
• My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
• My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
• Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
• It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
• Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
• I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
• Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.
• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
• There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
• If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.
• Sure the Grand Canyon may be breathtaking but so is lung cancer.
• When all else fails. Follow instructions.
• By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
• Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things i cannot, and a great big bag of money.
• I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
• If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
• There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
• Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.
• You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
• Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.
• I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
• Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
• If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?
• You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
• Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
• I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
• I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
• If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
• Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
• Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

have a great day.....:)


4th January 2009 From Pakistan, Karachi

A presentation: The Power of One... .........stay beautiful
6th November 2009 From Pakistan, Karachi

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Choose Your Words...!!
A careless word may kindle strife,
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A bitter word may hate instil,
A brutal word may even kill.
A gracious word may smooth the way,
A joyous word may make life gay.
At timely word may lessen stress,
A loving word may heal and bless.
....stay beautiful.
8th November 2009 From Pakistan, Karachi

What are we to understand by this? That we remain animlas all our life? Hunter and hunted is the ONLY concept of civilization?
8th November 2009 From India, Pune

:-P:-P:-P
......depends on your understanding.
message is symbolic........and the main point in such lines is always about the underlying message, and not the visibilities......
P.S. ever heard of metaphor? ... :idea:
8th November 2009 From Pakistan, Karachi

There are four sorts of people in the world
1 ) Who KNOWS not and KNOWS not that he KNOWS not
2 ) Who KNOWS and KNOWS not that he KNOWS
3 ) Who KNOWS and KNOWS that he KNOWS not
4 ) Who KNOWS and KNOWS that he KNOWS.... He is the real Guru follow him.... :)
God bless ! All... :) Smiles....
Anand Shukla
12th November 2009 From India, Lucknow