Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?
Adidas.
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.
According to new research,
3 +3 = 8
Kaise...............socho socho
Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!!
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and
the water level of the pond increases. How?
.................
A - The other 9 fish are crying
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?
Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?
Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?
One of them is a widow
What are the three versions of JAVA software?
1.) Mar JAVA
2.) Mit JAVA
3.) Kar JAVA
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.
Why ?
Because Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?
Sports Quota
Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?
Ans. Because he was walking.
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
Hasi na.
What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?
Push pa.
ELEPHANT-BANANA Series
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat
the bananas. Why ?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
Why ?
Because the bananas are in the TV.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the TV is off.
Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the
road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?
B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural?
ICICI Bank
Why?
Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
What will you call a person who is departing from India?
Hindustan Lever
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Aamir Khan
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?
Jal-andar Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?
soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!
What is the Center of Gravity?
its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.
From India, Delhi
11Adidas.
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.
According to new research,
3 +3 = 8
Kaise...............socho socho
Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!!
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and
the water level of the pond increases. How?
.................
A - The other 9 fish are crying
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?
Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?
Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?
One of them is a widow
What are the three versions of JAVA software?
1.) Mar JAVA
2.) Mit JAVA
3.) Kar JAVA
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.
Why ?
Because Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?
Sports Quota
Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?
Ans. Because he was walking.
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
Hasi na.
What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?
Push pa.
ELEPHANT-BANANA Series
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat
the bananas. Why ?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
Why ?
Because the bananas are in the TV.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the TV is off.
Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the
road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?
B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural?
ICICI Bank
Why?
Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
What will you call a person who is departing from India?
Hindustan Lever
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Aamir Khan
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?
Jal-andar Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?
soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!
What is the Center of Gravity?
its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.
From India, Delhi
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