Hi All..
Enjoy some short Jokes.. 8) 8) 8)
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:
****** ***
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :wink:
**********
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :roll:
************
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink:
***********
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
Speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
494Enjoy some short Jokes.. 8) 8) 8)
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:
****** ***
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there
Is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :wink:
**********
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :roll:
************
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink:
***********
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
Speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
AMIT, I want this Camera !! urgently .... :wink: :wink: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Thanks Venu n Chamu.. :D :D :D 8) 8)
Sorry Venu.. Its not available in the market.. Its out of stock within 5 minutes of introduction to Market.. and queue is so long.. If you apply presently then your number will come only after 20 years.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Sorry Venu.. Its not available in the market.. Its out of stock within 5 minutes of introduction to Market.. and queue is so long.. If you apply presently then your number will come only after 20 years.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
OOPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into river
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
From India, Delhi
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into river
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
From India, Delhi
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