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In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled

shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....

why don't you try again.

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over

here..

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish

good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated

cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

At a family get-together: When some distant aunt

meets you after years...

Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk

yourself.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating

,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu

tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was

sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter

hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.....

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in

your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a

piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Luv n luc

Jyotsna
23rd July 2007 From India, Delhi

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24th July 2007 From India, Pune

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24th July 2007 From India, New Delhi

Coool one.... sometimes in life we realy ask such types of stupid question. ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :) :) :wink: :wink:
24th July 2007 From India, Bangalore

hey, dats really a good one....we usually ask dese tyoe of questions unlogically. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: regards ankit
24th July 2007 From India, Mumbai

Pl see this also M S Viswanathan
24th July 2007 From India, Chennai

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