It's not to hurt anybody / their feelings. Just to njoy it.
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He didn't like the curry
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make...
I didn't prepare the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.......
Isn't there anything I could do
To match his mother's shoe
Then I smiled as I saw light..
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight...
Like his mother used to.......
Regards,
Bhagya Lakshmi.
From India, Hyderabad
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He didn't like the curry
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make...
I didn't prepare the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.......
Isn't there anything I could do
To match his mother's shoe
Then I smiled as I saw light..
One thing I could definitely do
I turned around and slapped him tight...
Like his mother used to.......
Regards,
Bhagya Lakshmi.
From India, Hyderabad
Hi Bhagya
Some grumblings of my kind :-D
>
> Every man should get married some time;
> after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
> --Anonymous
>
>
> Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
> It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
> --Oscar Wilde
>
>
> I don't worry about terrorism.
> I was married for two years
> --Sam Kinison
>
>
> It's not true that married men live longer than singlemen. It only seems
> longer.
> -Anonymous
>
>
> A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
> wife will give you for free.
> --Anonymous
>
>
> Why all men are not fool
> Because some are bachelors
> ---xxx
>
>
> Bachelors know more about women than married men;
> if they didn't, they'd be married too.
> --H. L. Mencken
>
>
> Men have a better time than women;
> For one thing, they marry later;
> For another thing, they die earlier.
> --H. L. Mencken
>
>
> Marriage is a three ring circus:
>
> --engagement ring
> ---wedding ring
> ---suffering
>
>
> When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
> When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
>
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>
> Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
>
>
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
> is to forget it once.
>
>
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
> you can be sure of one thing:
> either the car is new or the wife.
>
>
> When a man is single, he's incomplete.
> When he's married, he's finished
>
> Marriages are said to be made on heaven to be suffered on earth
>
Warm regards
KayBee
From United States
Some grumblings of my kind :-D
>
> Every man should get married some time;
> after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
> --Anonymous
>
>
> Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
> It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
> --Oscar Wilde
>
>
> I don't worry about terrorism.
> I was married for two years
> --Sam Kinison
>
>
> It's not true that married men live longer than singlemen. It only seems
> longer.
> -Anonymous
>
>
> A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
> wife will give you for free.
> --Anonymous
>
>
> Why all men are not fool
> Because some are bachelors
> ---xxx
>
>
> Bachelors know more about women than married men;
> if they didn't, they'd be married too.
> --H. L. Mencken
>
>
> Men have a better time than women;
> For one thing, they marry later;
> For another thing, they die earlier.
> --H. L. Mencken
>
>
> Marriage is a three ring circus:
>
> --engagement ring
> ---wedding ring
> ---suffering
>
>
> When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
> When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
>
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
>
> Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
>
>
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
> is to forget it once.
>
>
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
> you can be sure of one thing:
> either the car is new or the wife.
>
>
> When a man is single, he's incomplete.
> When he's married, he's finished
>
> Marriages are said to be made on heaven to be suffered on earth
>
Warm regards
KayBee
From United States
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