10 Most Stupid Questions People Ask In Obvious Situations.................

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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20th May 2008 From India, Hyderabad

Hey Muskan............Goodie Good yaar:lol: ............A&B.....A&B.....A&B........A&B...?????????? Regards.........Sindhu
22nd May 2008 From India, Delhi

............A&B.....A&B.....A&B........A&B...????? ????? arrey Muskan yeh Alone and But nahin hain...............Long time No C poochneyka Modern Formula hain:icon4::lol::lol::lol:Sindhu
22nd May 2008 From India, Delhi

Hi manju, Manju madam from were u get all these stuffs yaaaar????????? keep posting byeeeeeeeeeee
23rd February 2009 From India, Madras

Hmmm.. Thats a secret Arjun..:icon6:. Just kidding.. I love humor and I keep collecting beauties like this..:icon1:
25th February 2009 From India, Hyderabad

Please read the attachment....on stupidity!!!!!!!!! Found it over the net.
25th February 2009 From India, Delhi

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